15 - England

Instagram: _kajalbains

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

pornstarwars:

my street

pornstarwars:

my street

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

“And how odd it is
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive.”

– I Guess the Old You is a Ghost (#589: June 25, 2014)

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

coolator:

own a piece of history

coolator:

own a piece of history

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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